Military Gear T-Shirts

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cricket Accidents.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY

Military style hedgehog

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'