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Camelflage.

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Servicemen.

Sport Utility Boot.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

Oooops!

The Generals medals

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Geekasaurus.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Ducks following a tank.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Panzer Hut.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.