Military Family Wonder Pillows

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The Jerry Scarer

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

England.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

A One-Sided View.

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

Plastidad

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

"Hi kids, going anywhere nice this summer."

Light Artillery

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."

We Sort of Want You

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."

'Four wheel drive'

'Ignore Malcolm...he farts like a trooper.'

"I prefer people who are known."

Lord Baden-Powell

Military Waltz