Military Family Support Pillows

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Warring parents

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Sweet Jailbreak

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

Gay adoption

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'