Military Dog Handler Pillows

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

The Lion Tamer.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'