K-9 Handlers Pillows

'You're retired, Rufus. No more sniffing out drugs, remember?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A child and his dog

"He did it!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Damn showdog people!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'