Military Discharge Gifts

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Support the Ex-Troops

A Soldier's Conscience

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."