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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Really big bang

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

The Boche Catcher

Silhouttes

'They always off the mom.'

Hit Or Missler Gun

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

U.S.S. Deja Vu