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U.S.S. Deja Vu

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Denazification

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Defence Cutbacks.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The unknown war poet.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

The USA...

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Progress?

"Worst budget cuts ever!"