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Hegseth heading the American Military

Barrel of oil being rescued instead of injured soldier.

Immigrants deceived to enter the US army for Iraq.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Denazification

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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The new Physics

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Invade/Fail/Deny

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

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Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

The USA...

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Militant Pacifists