Military Bands Gifts

Allegro Marziale - in a lively military style.

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

A Fairytale Update

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Dynamite little combo

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Six jazz instruments.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Quartet.