Military Affairs Pillows

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

"I'm sorry Mr. President, but your insurance policy for the army's vehicles, ships and planes does not cover damaged inflicted during war."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'So some more of our troops got blown up, but at least all of us politicians are ok.'

'You left the window open again!'

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.

Europe ends the ban of supplying weapons to the Syrian rebels.

Peace in the East.

Tank Taxpayer

2 Items Difficult To Find In Iraq.

'The government says income tax rebates may be late because the defence department maxed out on its credit cards again...'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Servicemen.

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

US and the EU

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Monuments

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'