Military Affairs Aficionado Pillows

Joe Goes Home

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Michael Caine

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Verbal Orders

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."