Milestone Marvel Pillows

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Deadline

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Women in a cross country race

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Careful."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Aging Problems

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'