Migration Maniac Gifts

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Addiction to mobile.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Geese and Angels

Communication

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

A Migrating Chicken

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

If Animals Were Racist...

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'We've just got the results back on our brand recognition since the merger, the good news is it's way up!'

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Goose Bus.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."