Midwestern States Pillows

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Domestic Pardners

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the kiddy!"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

The Lawman

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"