Midwest Travel Pillows

Last Tango in Wisconsin

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Technological Dependence.

'Bed & Bagel'

Propane Supply

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Minnesota Weather.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Vote Centrist

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Record soy bean crop

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

Git It 'N' Git

Iowa: the new fragrance

A Passage to Indiana

What it's like to drive a boring car.

'Don't think discomfort, think off-season rates!'

"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

'I've just travelled half-way across the country and you tell me he's escaped?'

"When!"