Midwestern States Prints

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Domestic Pardners

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the kiddy!"

The Lawman

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"