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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

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Minnesota Weather.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'People soup again?'

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'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Skiing

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Everest summit queue...

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."