Midwestern Marvel Mugs

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Minnesota Weather.

'People soup again?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Alpine Pipe

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Skiing

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"I suppose you're the brains behind the operation"

Everest summit queue...

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."