Midwestern Dreamer T-Shirts

Record soy bean crop

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Humans...What is their purpose?

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

The Idea of America.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Pull and all nighter...

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

An English Gold Field

Children's imagination

DACA

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'