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"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Pull and all nighter...

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

"You wanna put that back?"

Propane Supply

Big Medium

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

Minnesota Weather.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

Record soy bean crop

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'Mystic Ken sees your future in the stars.'

Last Tango in Wisconsin

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

Iowa: the new fragrance

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.