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"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pachyderm insomnia.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Worm Bed

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Bedside Manna.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Theory of Gravity

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Insomnia.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

Diet Enforcer

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!