Midnight Snickerers Prints

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pachyderm insomnia.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Worm Bed

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Bedside Manna.

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Theory of Gravity

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Insomnia.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Diet Enforcer

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"