Midnight Gamer Gifts

Game Addiction

Midnight Basketball

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Late night teddy reading

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Caught in the Music

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Bat

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Dunhomin"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Arcade Game Baseball.