Midlife Megaphone T-Shirts

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Shouting

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"You see it right?"

Hollywood director.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

'Business has been terrible all right, but I rather think more likely a midlife crisis.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

Meaningful Negotiations?

'I'm not that concerned about my prostate ... I'm still trying to survive my wife's menopause.'

Whale Pattern Balding,

The Sullen 40-To-54-Year-Old Demographic

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."

Too many coxes.