Middle Class Quirk Fan Gifts

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Hot cross buns

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

An Extraordinary Pointer

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"