Middle-class Musers T-Shirts

Express your artistic vibe with t-shirts designed for middle-class musers, blending wit and creativity into wearable forms of self-expression.

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'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'

'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

The Evolution Of Man.

The Evolution Of Man.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

A Balanced budget.

A Balanced budget.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Yesh Atid

Yesh Atid

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

The Recovery

The Recovery

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

'Makes you look slimmer.'

'Makes you look slimmer.'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

"Don't quote me on that."

"Don't quote me on that."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

"What about my fears?"

"What about my fears?"

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

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