Middle Child Gifts

City 12-step programs...New! Middle child group.

It's hard being the middle child.

'Middle child, middle pup, same thing.'

It's not easy being the middle child.

'See? No one cares what i think!!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Fantasy Business Management

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Dominant hand reveal party

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

'This doesn't look good.'

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'

Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management'

"I need to reduce operating costs by 20 percent...so that means pay cuts for everybody. But since this move requires the skills of a highly trained manager...I'm giving myself a performance bonus.

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

Pass the buck...

Middle Manager

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."