Microwave Maestros Mugs

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

The Four Tops in Concert

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Poet.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Cool game!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Recording Studio

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

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