Microscopy Gifts

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

Microscope slide

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Little man under a microscope with binoculars.

'Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him.'

"You're right...it is waving back!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'