Microscopy Gifts

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

Microscope slide

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Little man under a microscope with binoculars.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him.'

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

"You're right...it is waving back!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'...Those opposed?'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"I feel so seen right now."