Micromanagement Escapist Gifts

Micromanagement

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Best project manager we ever had."

CEO Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

Message in a bottle.

Virtual Reality Check

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

"Come on- the last four digits of your social security number."