Microcosm Explorer Gifts

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"