Microcosm Explorer Pillows

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

God passing the time.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."