Microchip Maniac Pillows

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Free-Floating Anxiety

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Communication

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Sore Loser

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

Pimp my cow.

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

Megacorp Computers. First. That's the first microprocessor. It led everything that come later. The mother chip!

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

Seagulls

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'