Microchip Maniac Pillows

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Free-Floating Anxiety

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Communication

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Sore Loser

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Pimp my cow.

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Seagulls

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

Chip Magnet