Microbe Monitor Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by microbes? Our creative items merge science and humor, making microbial monitoring a playful pursuit. Ideal for science enthusiasts and students alike, these gifts spark curiosity and promote learning with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.

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Disease Management

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"Tour de Frank"

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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.' mockup

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope mockup

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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"I'm going to get you fired."

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Comicron

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.' mockup

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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DNA Analysis.

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'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.' mockup

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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Gene Therapy

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"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.' mockup

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection mockup

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

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Footballer and Bacteria.

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Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies) mockup

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!" mockup

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

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"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in." mockup

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

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Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

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'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.' mockup

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

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'Catch this!'

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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.' mockup

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

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"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left." mockup

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

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'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.' mockup

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.' mockup

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

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Cell splitting - don't do that.

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"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

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