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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Twenty-first century baby walker

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"It failed the stress test."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Small child checks out a book.

'Wait a minute....!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Loan trap

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'