Michelin Guide Fan Pillows

'Our food has the top Michelin rating.' - 'The guide or the tyre?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

On holiday...

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Are we ready to order?'

The Cud Food Guide

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Sightseeing Bus

Christmas Presents for the Cat

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

Confidence.

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

'Hmmm, identifiable markings: striped shirt, whistle. Ah, he must be refereeus footballicus.'

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

Nude Travels/Nude Scanner.

'Sorry, sir. Our scanner is being a little finicky today.'

Three square meals a day.

It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite