Mic Holding Maestro T-Shirts

"Here's another I wrote about pawning my guitar because I don't make enough writing songs."

Mozart on a computer,

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Hollywood producer.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The merger hits a snag.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Where are the kids?'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Recording Studio

Nest building

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Hollywood director.