Metro Worker Prints

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Mind The Gap

In Memory Of Edward Elliot who sat here on the 8.45 from 1964-1988

'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Packed like sardines

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Planned service changes

Jungle Taxi

The next fast train has gone.

Subway Thrillers

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Do you mind?"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"I took the road less travelled..."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

SF NO

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)