Metro Worker Pillows

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Mind The Gap

In Memory Of Edward Elliot who sat here on the 8.45 from 1964-1988

'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Packed like sardines

Planned service changes

The next fast train has gone.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Subway Thrillers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Do you mind?"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Bus for Giraffes.

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.