Metro Engineer Prints

The Privatization of the MTA.

Packed like sardines

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Subway Thrillers

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

A Bus Conductor.

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Planning Department.

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Technical Difficulties Please Stand By

'Aren't you supposed to be catching mice instead of designing mousetraps?'

Subway Organizer

Formula One crash

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Advertising space on a racing car.

'Got a quarter?'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Feelings towards radios #6 Radio about to be blown up.

Construction worker with stop signs.

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

Mind The Gap

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

'Oh, I have a very important job. I'm in charge of synchronizing all of the television commercials.'

In Memory Of Edward Elliot who sat here on the 8.45 from 1964-1988