Metro Engineer Mugs

The Privatization of the MTA.

Packed like sardines

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Subway Thrillers

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It's a hybrid.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

A Bus Conductor.

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Planning Department.

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Technical Difficulties Please Stand By

Advertising space on a racing car.

'Aren't you supposed to be catching mice instead of designing mousetraps?'

Formula One crash

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

'Got a quarter?'

Subway Organizer

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

'This is going to take me a while.'

Feelings towards radios #6 Radio about to be blown up.

Construction worker with stop signs.

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

Mind The Gap

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

'Oh, I have a very important job. I'm in charge of synchronizing all of the television commercials.'