Metric System Perfectionist Pillows

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Bullseye!

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Perfection

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Hectare?

Santa's Out Tray.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

When pedants take a break.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash