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Invaders from Planet Manava.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Pyramids exploding.

"Ever killed a man?"

Cleaning up space junk.

Mermaid spawning time.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Next World Tours

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

Bayonne Festival

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

How moons are born...

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

A man gesturing at the moon

Computer with moon screensaver

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'