Metamorphosis Muse T-Shirts

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'You've changed.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I prefer your early pieces."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I'm open to new things."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Metamorphosis is coming.