Metal Mixer Gifts

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

My Dog Scratch

Witching Hour

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'