Metal Mixer Prints

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'..and one for the pot.'

Old songs made new

"Is that neat whisky?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Shake well before using.

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

My Dog Scratch

Witching Hour

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Mix Breed