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Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

New Marvel Heroes

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Macho man body building club.

"Turn down the bass."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'People soup again?'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Iron Man Competition"