Meta Enthusiast Prints

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Artist

Reading my Critics

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Bert's dog training.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

WTF?

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Alternative Medicine

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'